Alternative app markets are great. Some make finding what you need easier, while others give you access to those apps deemed unworthy of mass consumption by your phone’s application gatekeepers. But every mention I’ve read about this “adult” market called MiKandi uses the word p*rn. It can’t just be about skin, can it? Watching the video below, I thought of all kinds of apps that I might be able to find on MiKandi that could be exiled from the Android Market.

Maybe they’d host brutally funny games spattered harmless cursing like Duke Nuke’em. Or perhaps something more along the lines of the adult-themed and and all-to-realistically traumatic Max Payne series. Perhaps I would find e-books written by foul mouthed, drug addled authors in which they pondered the futility of our Sisyphean existence and recalled sexual conquests of a trip to Mexico in the 1950s. Or maybe I’d find media apps featuring music of mature subject matter.

Nope. I was wrong. None of the above can currently be attained with the app in question. I just downloaded the MiKandi Market – which you can install for free by going to mikandi.com on your Android device – and found one title in their catalog. One lousy app. It’s called Dildroid and gives you direct control over your device’s haptic feedback. Yeah.

This is an early beta, so things could change. I’ve seen a screenshot where multiple categories are shown while my copy only has one – Social Responsibility. I hope this app becomes more interesting over time, because if I wanted pron… you know, I have the Internet and stuff.

If you’re reading this on the DroidDog homepage, click the link for a video: