Eric Schmidt, CEO of Google–you know…GOOGLE–made an appearance on Comedy Central’s Colbert Report last night and, while brief, the segment covers a wide variety of topics: Tall women carrying heavy things, the legal status of corporations, and at what stock value Google would finally toss up their collective hands and say, “That’s it, we’re going with evil.”

As funny as the conversation is, the discussion surrounds the privacy policies of one of the “biggest, most important companies in America.” Schmidt responds by saying that Google is making it possible to “know what kind of stuff we have on you and actually delete a whole bunch of it.”