So the story goes like this: The protagonist of this story (well, antagonist. The phone never hurt you!) was at a campfire. He had a few too many, and dropped it. Straight into a campfire. If it were me, I’d cry. I have no clue what he did or how he got it out, and considering his “condition,” I have to give him praise. He claims the phone “mostly works” including the touch screen, physical buttons, camera, and both speakers. I’m guessing the locked bootloader saved it. Now let’s try a DROID RAZR!